Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
"My mobile no. has changed.
Ealier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610"
Ah Beng : I am a proud, coz my son is in Medical Colledge.
Friend : Really?... What is he studying?
Ah Beng : No, he is not studying.
They are studying him.
Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
Dr : Take this tablet.... You will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow? ...
Tonight is final game.
Ah Beng : If I die, will you remarry?
Wife : No! I'll stay with my sister.
But if I die, will you remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.
Ah Beng : People consider me as a "GOD".
Wife : How do you know?
Ah Beng : When I went to the park today,
everybody said,"Oh GOD! ...U have come again.
Ah Beng complained to the police,
"Sir, all items are missing, except the TV in my house.
"Police : "How the thief did not take TV?"
Ah Beng : "I was watching TV news ......"
How do you recognize Ah Beng in school?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board
Ah Beng : Why are these people running?
Man : This is a race. The winner will get the cup.
Ah Beng : If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?
Teacher : "I killed a person". Convert this sentence into future tense.
Ah Beng : The future tense is "U will go to jail".
Ah Beng told his servent: "Go and water the plants!"
Servent : "It's already raining".Ah Beng : "
So what? ... Take an umbrella and go!"